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We'll Never Have Paris

4.8/10
TMDB106 votes
Original: 89 min

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

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THE STORY & THE PEOPLE

About We'll Never Have Paris

Based on a true story... unfortunately.

We'll Never Have Paris (2014) is a film in the comedy, romance genres. Directed by , . The cast includes Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey, Zachary Quinto, Judith Light.

Released
Original language
Runtime
89 minutes
Status
Released
Production countries
France, United States of America, Germany
Production companies
Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company, E2B Capital, H3 Films, K5 International, Dog-Eared Pictures, Orion Pictures
Writers
Simon Helberg

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Audience reviews

4.8/10 from 106 TMDB votes. Ratings and reviews are supplied by TMDB. Reviews are attributed to their original authors.

Kamurai

TMDB member review

Decent watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I like Simon Helberg as an actor, but there is so little about this character that makes me care about him at all. And I like Melanie Lynskey, as an actor, and she's pretty too, but with Maggie Grace and her character, even from his perspective, it doesn't make any sense why there is a story here at all, he should just be with Kelsey. I'll digress…

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Decent watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I like Simon Helberg as an actor, but there is so little about this character that makes me care about him at all. And I like Melanie Lynskey, as an actor, and she's pretty too, but with Maggie Grace and her character, even from his perspective, it doesn't make any sense why there is a story here at all, he should just be with Kelsey. I'll digress a bit, but he's just the embodiment of problems, and she's just using time invested as an excuse to keep torturing herself with a relationship she finds taxing with little benefit. Most of the movie is about how they're scared they've both sheltered themselves too much and might be making a mistake. It seems like they go and prove themselves right, and still come to an obvious and stereotypical conclusion. None of this should be spoilers, it's a very blatant formulaic "break up because I want to know what else is out there" cliche of a movie, with all the standard features. I'm not going to say you're wasting your time on this, but I will say that there are probably better movies out there to watch.

Questions about We'll Never Have Paris

What is We'll Never Have Paris about?

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

Who stars in We'll Never Have Paris?

Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey, Zachary Quinto, Judith Light, Maggie Grace, Alfred Molina. See the cast cards above for character names.

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