FEATURE FILM

Frozen Assets

3.6/10
TMDB13 votes
1992Original: English96 min

Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Genres: Comedy
Cast: Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Teri Copley, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman

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About Frozen Assets

She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!

Frozen Assets (1992) is a film in the comedy genres. Directed by George T. Miller. The cast includes Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Teri Copley, Larry Miller.

Released
1992-10-23
Original language
English
Runtime
96 minutes
Status
Released
Production countries
United States of America
Production companies
frozen assets productions, RKO Pictures
Writers
Tom Kartozian, Don Klein

Frozen Assets cast & characters

Audience reviews

3.6/10 from 13 TMDB votes. Ratings and reviews are supplied by TMDB. Reviews are attributed to their original authors.

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TMDB member review

Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite…

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Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactly the type of movie I would be looking for on TV at 2 AM if this were 20 years ago.

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What is Frozen Assets about?

Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Who stars in Frozen Assets?

Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Teri Copley, Larry Miller, Dody Goodman, Jeanne Cooper. See the cast cards above for character names.

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